Ever wonder why the French, Polish and Irish jokes are in the English language?

Because the English people find it difficult to understand the other people, so they make fun of them in English.

But who could understand English if the English themselves make English difficult to understand?

Try figure out some of these difficult English:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

3. We must polish the Polish furniture.

4. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

5. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

6. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

7. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

8. I did not object to the object.

9. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

10. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

11. They were too close to the door to close it.

12. The buck does funny things when the does are present.

13. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

14. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

15. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

16. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

Now, how could I intimate this to my intimate friends?